[奇闻]用自行车做肥皂

请小Z帮忙翻译一下，谢谢！
Just Soap is a hand-crafted, all natural soap - blended by bicycle! Why the bicycle? Traditional soap making demands hours of stirring! So founder Frederick Breeden - a biking enthusiast and environmentalist - had plenty of time to dream up a more efficient and eco-friendly method of mixing the soap. He shared his vision with a bicycle builder, and the result is a one-of-a-kind bicycle-powered soap blender.
Here's how it works: The bicycle drives a belt that turns a blade in a large stainless steel vat, where we stir together the purest ingredients - saponified olive, coconut and palm oils, essential oils, and organic herbs and spices. Once the ingredients start to thicken, the magic of soap making has begun, and we pour the mixture into wooden frames to set. A few days later, we cut the bars with a wooden press, and cure them for over two months to ensure a long-lasting bar. Our unique bicycle blender allows us to make larger batches of handmade soap. That means we can keep our prices lower, and you can choose Just Soap as your everyday natural soap.

狂热的自行车爱好者，真是什么都想的出来！

太多英文看得头痛

我也是啊……小z快来！！！
紫尼阿！！！！紫尼阿～～～

[此贴子已经被作者于2005-1-17 16:41:14编辑过]

[此贴子已经被作者于2005-1-17 16:50:46编辑过]

又是企鹅头？？？

来了类
电脑都被你喊得死机哒
我看不懂类，我也头痛类
你是英语高手，专门E文的
应该是你翻译塞

我也看得头痛啊……
晕～～即使有“金山词霸”在手只知道个大概……不敢翻译……怕挨打……

5555我的电脑没有装金山词霸
电脑员讲那个东东太耗电脑资源
不给我装，真气人

以下是引用zinnia在2005-1-17 16:57:30的发言：
5555我的电脑没有装金山词霸
电脑员讲那个东东太耗电脑资源
不给我装，真气人

不会吧！没有词霸都这么强！CHONG BAI NI!

我可以负责任的告诉你，金山词霸不占太多资源，你们的电脑员是个错把子……

当然前提是如果频繁使用的话，最好还是过一段时间就把词霸重新启动一下。