女人的妒忌心怎么会这么强？男人必看

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1.嫉妒心超强的妻子

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"

中文翻译：　

　　有位妻子嫉妒心非常强，以至于有一次，他的丈夫在夜里回来，她在查找了他的夹克没有发现头发之后，便冲着她的丈夫吼道：“好啊，你欺骗我，你现在竟然和一个秃顶的女人在一起。”

　　第二天晚上，当她没有闻到任何香水味后，便又向丈夫吼道：“她不仅秃头，而且还非常穷，买不起任何香水。”

2.我又不认识那个女人！

　　A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman siting on a bench, passionately kissing.

　　"Why don't you do that?" said the wife.

　　"Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!"

　　 中文：

　　一对在公园散步的夫妇注意到坐在长凳上的那对年轻男女正在热烈地接吻。

　　“为什么你不能那样做呢？”妻子说。

　　“亲爱的，”她丈夫回答，“我又不认识那个女人！”

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Very funny, good.